Bottled Lightning

toolesbiantofunction: I’m dying omg

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:51:14 -0400

I’m dying omg

awkwardvagina: so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:49:26 -0400

so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed

Just realised that the British currency does this. Mind....

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:53:02 -0400

Just realised that the British currency does this. Mind. Blown.

corenevipera: fovelshucker: TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:31:20 -0400

corenevipera:

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES

How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

thatgirlnamedhannah: this is beautiful because it could...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:28:58 -0400

thatgirlnamedhannah:

this is beautiful because it could mean anything. its like they have left you to finish off the sentence for yourself. it could be “let her know right now that she’s beautiful, that you love her, that you cheated, that your have cancer or that you are depressed, but there is one definite meaning to this and its: let her know right now before its too late, before you hurt her even more (if its bad), before its the wrong time and she doesn’t feel the same way (if its an emotion). that is why this is my absolute favourite picture on tumblr

turntechtier: hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia: turntechtier: my laptops fucked i hope they used...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:24:12 -0400

turntechtier:

hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:

turntechtier:

my laptops fucked

i hope they used a condom

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this

the-real-john-egbert: je-deteste-la-verite: There’ a little...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:07:58 -0400

the-real-john-egbert:

je-deteste-la-verite:

There’ a little bit of Salem in all of us

I only watched the show for that cat.

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:04:32 -0400

"Life becomes easier when you learn to accept an apology you never got."

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 09:29:19 -0400

““Life becomes easier when you learn to accept an apology you never got.””

- Robert Brault (via tinydancers)

risarodil: I just felt the need to make this. Thank you Matt...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:20:03 -0400

risarodil:

I just felt the need to make this. Thank you Matt Smith.

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:47:11 -0400

I think the problem is that I’m no longer passionate about something. I have nothing I feel I...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:39:06 -0400

I think the problem is that I’m no longer passionate about something. I have nothing I feel I can look FORWARD too, nothing I can build to or that I truly want too. I don’t feel I have anything to be passionate about.

I need a passion.

"Loneliness does not come from having no people around you, but from being unable to communicate the..."

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:30:13 -0400

“Loneliness does not come from having no people around you, but from being unable to communicate the things that seem important to you.”

- Carl Jung (via arw126kc135)

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 00:39:45 -0400

jennstarkid: if-dementors-were-pink: can we just take a moment to imagine little cute six-year-old...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:06:40 -0400

jennstarkid:

if-dementors-were-pink:

can we just take a moment to imagine little cute six-year-old hermione reading matilda

and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind

and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move

OH MY GOD

"They had never been closer in their month of love, nor communicated more profoundly one with..."

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:01:05 -0400

“They had never been closer in their month of love, nor communicated more profoundly one with another, than when she brushed silent lips against his coat’s shoulder or when he touched the end of her fingers, gently, as though she were asleep.”

- F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via bookmania)

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Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:00:50 -0400

My friend’s dad used to work on Kim Possible and one time we went with him to work and I remembered...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 23:59:56 -0400

My friend’s dad used to work on Kim Possible and one time we went with him to work and I remembered how a classmate of mine had asked me once why Bonnie’s boobs were round and Kim’s were pointy so I asked my friend and her dad walked in and my friend immediately spun the question on him and I was like no wait stop but without even blinking he just said ‘because Kim’s are real’

"Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers..."

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 01:04:13 -0400

“Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.”

- Unknown (via drapetomania)

Complications of going on vacation: Money. The most expensive part of our trip is going to be paying...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 01:02:23 -0400

Complications of going on vacation:

Money.

The most expensive part of our trip is going to be paying for transportation in Boston which comes to about 30.00. Not to mention food that day and anything else we would want.

Then we have gas money to get to and from our hotel from home. That’s like 150 right there with those two things. :(

Money. Money. Money.

Should’ve saved more! Oh well.